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Fun Facts

• For over 15 years, I have been a legal Minister of the Universal Life Church. So Chadism can marry you to someone else.

• I also paid for a Doctorate of Metaphysics from the same organization, so I also control time and space.

Chadism Backstory

• I have strong, instinctive, decisive opinions about any situation. I am trying to moderate them when they are perhaps a bit too loud and black and white. Prominent, instinctive thoughts I have could very possibly be stronger than all the spiritual leaders that came before me. The only difference between me and them is they reached a point where they thought "you know what... I need to get loud about this." Yada yada yada, Enough time passed that their magic book clubs are now a brilliant tax shelter way to launder club dues into conservative politics to elect people who will represent them in the magic book club gang wars across the blessed Earth. (or the universe, depending on the club.) 

• They made their own newsletters, let enough time pass, and now people to give them money and do what they say. I can work with that. Enter Chadism. Join. Or don't. 

• Chadism's core philosophy is developing independent, person-level critical thinking skills to be comfortable enough to not do what I say whenever it's not the right answer for you. Chadism insists followers say "no" when they feel like something isn't right, but no one else is saying it first, and they don't want to look like an idiot. Harness that inner power! 

• But don't count on Chadism social gatherings, because Chadism's other core tenent is to educate the world on the benefits of the autism spectrum's social awkwardly. That's another thing. The universe gave me a brain that thinks differently, and that brain is generating this text, so my case builds. Get in on the ground level before this bullshit takes off. 

• Chadism will provide clarity and solace in a world that is self-destructing, largly due to magic-book-club gang wars.

Chadism Pledge

• I will expand this whenever the thoughts in my brain tell me something is good enough to add to my newsletters for now while I slowly create my detailed spiritual movement that will rival those today. It's better if I have 0 followers for a while. Then I can show conviction. Like that one story where a prophet had to wait outside a door for three weeks and know a secret knock or something.

• Another tenet of Chadism is to make everything clearly labeled and understandable so that when people talk about it, there is less room for ambiguity and indivdiuals to morph misunderstanding into control.