I delight in knowing how to do things that don't matter much. I love knowing about stuff that most people aren't interested in. Most of all, I love when things are random and inane.
The less people know about it, the more I delight myself when it just comes up in conversation.
I go through intense phases where I focus on a topic or skill or anything that piques my curiousity or makes me laugh.
Current Phases
Spreadsheets (always)
Prop Karaoke
Quilting
Homemade Smart Home Devices
Cats
Emergency Preparedness
3D Printing
Wax seals
Previous Phases
Woodworking
SCUBA
Growing cat grass
Making homemade scratch off tickets
Cats
The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift
It started so simple. I giggled at the idea of going to karaoke and pulling out a magic rose each time I sang "thank you for the lovely bouquet." But then things started clicking in my mind. My punniness, craftiness, and 3d-printer-ness unlock an unlimited number of absurd possibilities.
A week later, I wound up with this. I couldn't not do it, and I almost hoped no one would find it funny.